My Mum was a bitch and my Dad was a pedigree,
They only wanted the best for me.
But then I started chasin' all that pussy,
I felt pretty free, and then I went
(WOOF WOOF) All the ladies love me!
(WOOF WOOF) They know I'm a pedigree!
(WOOF WOOF) Arf, arf, yeah, that's lapdog.
Lapdog, I'm a Lapdog.
Walk to the shops, don't need no owner,
Sit around and chew on my boner!
This is my territory, I'm gonna own ya,
Yeah, that's kosher.
(WOOF WOOF) All the ladies love me!
(WOOF WOOF) Marking my territory!
(woof woof) Arf, arf, that's Lapdog!
Lapdog, I'm a Lapdog.
Would you like me to Lapdog for you?
You know you want it.
Come and get it!
Lapdog, I'm a Lapdog.
I'm living ruff!
credits
from Back On The Couch - Single,
released September 14, 2011
Lapdog - Liam Collingborn (rapped vocals, music)
MC Woofson - Calum Watson (sung vocals, music)
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