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Bangers N Mash
03:02
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I’m walking around, licking my paws,
Think I’ll settle down for a movie night with Jaws.
When I see, outta my eye,
A dog dealer, he gettin’ me high.
He asks me “need some meat?
Sausages, turkey or duck feet?”
I say bro, sausages’ll do,
Need one banger to see me through.
So I buy the bangers, head off to the shops,
When out of nowhere appear the cops,
They rip off my clothes, take off my vest,
Sign a warrant for my arrest.
Under my clothes, they find the pork,
They stab me with a sharp fork.
I open my mouth, I start to howl,
They close my mouth, their play is fowl.
In my defense, it was what you deserved,
Now you must you eat your Just Desserts
I was doing what was good for my dogs,
You don’t care, you are vile slobs.
This is why I plead what I plead,
Take away the collar, take away the lead,
I love bangers, I love meth,
"Ok then Lapdog, you’re sentenced to death."
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Date Song
03:47
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