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Bangers N Mash

by Lapdog

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I’m walking around, licking my paws, Think I’ll settle down for a movie night with Jaws. When I see, outta my eye, A dog dealer, he gettin’ me high. He asks me “need some meat? Sausages, turkey or duck feet?” I say bro, sausages’ll do, Need one banger to see me through. So I buy the bangers, head off to the shops, When out of nowhere appear the cops, They rip off my clothes, take off my vest, Sign a warrant for my arrest. Under my clothes, they find the pork, They stab me with a sharp fork. I open my mouth, I start to howl, They close my mouth, their play is fowl. In my defense, it was what you deserved, Now you must you eat your Just Desserts I was doing what was good for my dogs, You don’t care, you are vile slobs. This is why I plead what I plead, Take away the collar, take away the lead, I love bangers, I love meth, "Ok then Lapdog, you’re sentenced to death."
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Date Song 03:47

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released November 30, 2011

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